Eye to the Dee to the Kay!

I rarely remember my dreams but, this was unforgettable!

I had a dream I was in a lawyers office, waiting in line, confused by the many people and unknowing what to do. There were so many people I had to stand against the wall. My name was called while simultaneously a familiar face comes out of the office and sits on the floor due to no available seating. I ignored my name being called to sit and greet this person. No one really noticed and someone butted in front of me anyway. “Larry David has the right idea!” I said, popping a squat next him. “That was rude calling me out i’m front of all these people.”, he replied, “Very, very rude of you!”. To which I stated, smiling, “Don’t worry, David. No one knows who you are except me, you and your lawyer!”. We both laughed and played with building blocks as I leaned over and showed him a text I had typed asking if I could get a picture with him when we got out of that wretched place. I’m charmingly insulting even in my dreams! =P

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If a bitch don’t know who Wu Tang is…

then that bitch ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit.

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